I assume therefore I am (human)
I assume therefore I am (human) By Pati Anderson I am a small person. Not just the below-average-height "cute" kind of small. I am the disarmingly, double-take inducing, offered-a-kids-menu-while-visibly-pregnant kind of small. While I firmly deny the existence of any grey hairs (they're just really blond), I do not entertain any sort of notion that my face is that of a 16 year old anymore. Yet, I get mistaken for one all the time. As a teenager I used to change the way I dressed and did my makeup, even the way I held myself and spoke, to try to mitigate being mistaken for a child. Eventually I accepted the fact that it wasn’t those details that people noticed when making assumptions about my age - it was much simpler and much more out of my control than that. I am small. Children are small. The thing about being quite different from the norm in some way is that you get to witness people making false assumptions and acting off their "first impressions" in pe...